The Fine Art of Procrastination

Just a place to stash pretty stuff and ramble about what's neat. And werewolves, apparently.

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Dear Postmaster,

The correct response to my frustration at the steaming heap of incompetence and inefficiency that is your office is not to point out that “some places still deliver mail by mule.” Maybe also don’t stubbornly insist that everywhere is like this.

No. No it is not.

Filed under gpoy so it finally happened it took just under four years but I finally snapped and verbally declared my hatred of this state to an actual floridian I've tried really hard not to because hey it's their home and they're proud of it but jesus christ nothing here works I have to go back w/ 3 forms of ID and a check just to keep the p.o. box that's been mine all this time which I only have to have because they apparently are too cheap for mules and don't deliver the mail at all in other news: hey lionteacher! I got your package and the socks are amazing! thank you!

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mynuet:

I love when someone leaves kudos on a whole bunch of your fics, so you see their name over and over in the email. It’s like, “You. You are my new favorite.”

(via villainny)

Filed under fandom q

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wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."
"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."
"But I miss them.”
"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”
"It’s not the same."
"I know. I’m sorry."
"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"
"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."
"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"
"Yeah, that sounds better."
"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"
"I don’t see why not."
"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”
"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."
"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."
"You got it, evolution. Anytime."
Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."

"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."

"But I miss them.”

"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”

"It’s not the same."

"I know. I’m sorry."

"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"

"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."

"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"

"Yeah, that sounds better."

"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"

"I don’t see why not."

"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”

"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."

"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."

"You got it, evolution. Anytime."

Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

Filed under birds cassowaries our future dinosaur overlords q

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villainny:

I went to a wedding yesterday and rather than an adorable small child with a pillow or a best man fumbling in his pocket the groom got the rings flown to him down the length of the aisle by barn owl. Coolest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. XD

1. Acquire acceptable spouse

2. Locate barn owl

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Anonymous asked: headcanon: derek can play the accordion. i don't have a reason, i just like the thought of him playing romantic accordion songs outside stiles' window.--keg guy anon

bleep0bleep:

I spent way too much time making this so I hope you get a laugh out of it.

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Filed under teen wolf this is beautifully absurd and only made better by the knowledge that the only thing photoshopped in that Hoechlin pic is the accordion with anyone else it would be a 'my head is pasted on yay' job but no hoechlin once appeared in public in that outfit q