The correct response to my frustration at the steaming heap of incompetence and inefficiency that is your office is not to point out that “some places still deliver mail by mule.” Maybe also don’t stubbornly insist that everywhere is like this.
No. No it is not.
"They should have been ridiculous, and perhaps they were, parading in circles on top of a hill. But the hair on the back of my neck prickled at the sight and some small voice inside warned me, I wasn’t supposed to be here. I was an unwelcome voyeur to something ancient and powerful."
(Source: libbymasters, via barbiedreamjaeger)
I went to a wedding yesterday and rather than an adorable small child with a pillow or a best man fumbling in his pocket the groom got the rings flown to him down the length of the aisle by barn owl. Coolest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. XD
1. Acquire acceptable spouse
2. Locate barn owl