The Fine Art of Procrastination

Just a place to stash pretty stuff and ramble about what's neat. And werewolves, apparently.

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Shakespeare Tragedies Renamed for the Modern tumblr Teen

ninemoons42:

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

Titus Andronicus: "Well That Escalated Quickly"
Romeo and Juliet: "Shut Up, You’re Like 12"
Julius Caesar: "I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now"
Hamlet: "[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN THE PROCESS GOES ACTUALLY INSANE MAYBE]"
Othello: "Othello: Is my wife cheating on me?? Iago: Bitch, she might be."
King Lear: "Shows Up To Realization of Commonality with Humanity and Renouncement of Titles as Identity-Definers 15 Years Late With Starbucks"
Macbeth: "Did It For the Vine"
Antony and Cleopatra: "Much Rome. Very Egypt. Such Different. Wow."
Okay, this is actually funny, excuse me while I roll around shrieking. (And also, attention luninosity)

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Filed under shakespeare KING LEAR THOUGH my mental picture of this is basically sir patrick stewart with a burger king crown on his head a carryout tray of coffee in hand and an expression that slowly morphs into a solemn 'ah. well then.'

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grammarwoman:

copperbadge:

arrghigiveup:

crimescenecumstains:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT TARGET AND ALMOST PISSED MYSELF

…wow.
Paging copperbadge.

It’s a kit, possibly the most glorious kit ever assembled:

It comes in Spider-man flavor too.
Spider-gourd, spider-gourdDoes whatever a pumpkin wouldCan he swing from a web?No he can’t, ‘cause he’s a plant
LOOK OUTHERE COMES THE SPIDER-GOURD


I have this kit, along with Pumpkin!Yoda.  It’s totally cheating, but I love it anyway. :D

grammarwoman:

copperbadge:

arrghigiveup:

crimescenecumstains:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT TARGET AND ALMOST PISSED MYSELF

…wow.

Paging copperbadge.

It’s a kit, possibly the most glorious kit ever assembled:

It comes in Spider-man flavor too.

Spider-gourd, spider-gourd
Does whatever a pumpkin would
Can he swing from a web?
No he can’t, ‘cause he’s a plant

LOOK OUT
HERE COMES THE SPIDER-GOURD

I have this kit, along with Pumpkin!Yoda.  It’s totally cheating, but I love it anyway. :D

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Filed under ... I need this I mean the urge to buy pumpkins was already reaching fever pitch but now that I know this is an option all bets are off marvel fall q

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We die to each other daily. What we know of other people is only our memory of the moments during which we knew them. And they have changed since then. To pretend that they and we are the same is a useful and convenient social convention which must sometimes be broken. We must also remember that at every meeting we are meeting a stranger.
T.S. Eliot, “The Cocktail Party” + 

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Filed under t.s. eliot q